Bourne Loser

So Brian and I decided to go to the movies, which we haven't done in forever.  I can't even remember what we last saw at a theatre.  We used to go all the time, but student discounts are a thing of the past, unfortunately, and anyway, I don't think that exists in Chicago.  And there was nothing else to do in Columbus.

We watched Bourne Identity last night as a refresher, right?  To get ready for Bourne Supremacy.  So we get to the theatre, and there's a long-a** line.  I hate lines.

As we sat in the car trying to figure out what to do next, I noticed a funny smell.  "It smells like pot!"

We looked around and saw a guy in the mini-van parked to our right.  Our windows were open; his windows were open.  He dropped his roach.  LOL

He was by himself.  I've never been one to go to the movies alone, but what kind of person not only goes alone, but gets high alone, too, before going?

*makes "L" with thumb and forefinger of right hand* Loser!